spears snl highlights
Britney had an incredible
performance on SNL last night. The way that she spoofed herself it is clear
from early feedback has caused many of the girls who hated her before to
change their tunes... Here's how things unfolded:
came out and tried to clear up a couple of rumors about herself. The first
rumor was that she lip-synched during her video awards performance and
as she explained it, her answer became lip-synched. But the funniest part
was that she denied having breast implants, but her boobs started moving
around like they were alive, a breast moment that brings back Pamela Anderson's
appearance on the show, where she showed all. While short this was the
funniest moment of the show I thought (not counting the Ambiguously Gay
Britney played the role
of an unknown member of the Mickey Mouse Club who later wrote a book talking
about the 'seedy corrupt underbelly of the New Mickey Mouse Club' entitled
Mouse Trap. Dawn commented to the hosts (Will Farrell and Cheri Oteri)
that "Yo Disney is whack" and she resented the show for making her cover
her tattoos and remove her piercings, saying "I don't front!" When asked
about Britney, she said "Britney Spears is a stuck up playa hattah" and
that she stole all her moves, but that "I ain't shady" as she proceeded
to ash her cigarette into the Morning Latte cup. Then she explained Britney
started 'sniffin around my man Justin Timberlake" She retaliated by setting
Britney's hair on fire, claiming she's wearing a weave now. This skit was
probably her best because it was such a radical change from her regular
persona, and it was especially funny to hear her hip hop lingo and watch
her smoke [she looked a little too natural smoking eh?]
Britney in this skit played
a colonial butter churner, referred by Jimmy Fallon as the St. Pauli Girl.
He and Rachel Dratch joked about the him being used to the churning motion
then she finished and complained it was "hot as a crotch out here." They
talked about how hard it was to get jobs and Britney complained about sleazy
bosses. At the end Britney said "I haven't cleaned the cream off my pole
yet." This skit had its moments but lacked substance.
Woodrow the bum:
Britney is exiting after
a concert and her manager says no autographs, but a bum (Tracy Morgan)
asks her to sign his telephone book, causing the crowd to make fun of the
ugly stinky guy but then Britney feels sorry for him. She walks Woodrow
to his home 10 feet away in the sewer. Woodrow sings a song to Britney
and they profess their love for each other but Britney had to leave the
sewer. The song was pretty funny but I didn't think much of the skit.
Performed Oops.. I Did it
What else can we say? Obviously
not lip-synched and the dance moves are entertaining, great job.
News Song with Chris Parnell
here for the lyrics to Chris' dedication to Britney.
This skit had Britney and
Tim Meadows auditioning Chris Kattan and Chris Parnell. They were a couple
of queer looking nerds who did a dance similar to the Ambiguously Gay Duo
at first. When Britney tried to hurry them along they got all pissed saying
"hey little miss prissy why don't you watch that lip?" They finally performed
a BOMT skit dressed as schoolgirls. This skit was kind of funny just watching
Britney covering her mouth to keep from laughing.
Britney gave a very special
thanks to Sarah Michelle Gellar... She never appeared in the show but perhaps
gave her acting pointers? In any event, it seems like her and Sarah's look
are getting more and more similar don't you think?