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Billybob Thornton

Postby dylemma » Mon Mar 17, 2003 1:15 am

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The ink has not yet dried on his divorce papers, and already actor Billy Bob Thornton has popped the question to his latest conquest, aspiring actress Christina Allicia Romero. But wait. There's more. The italian hottie looks exactly like the phobia-plagued actor's current wife, Academy Award winner Angelina Jolie! The current Mrs. Thornton initiated divorce proceedings last summer citing the evergreen irreconcilable differences. The process should be finalized sometime this year. However, recently, rumors have emerged that the 47 year old Thornton desperately wants the 27 year old bombshell Tomb Raider back by his side. It's been said that the sometimes singer is remorseful over the alleged infidelities and resentment of Cambodian-adopted son Maadox believed to have contributed to the demise of his marraige. Too little, too late, is the tune Angelina is singing. The fan-adored, critically acclaimed, Golden Globe winning actress and UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador has moved on. Of course, as the saying goes if you can't be with the one you love, find another who looks just like them. And it appears Billy Bob Thornton has done just that. Quotes one inside source, "He's basically held an international casting call for Angelina's and Christina Allicia has landed the role."

For 'The Man who wasn't There', extremes should come as no suprise. Antiques are strategically kept away on movie sets because BillyBob believes they're inhabited by ghosts. The color orange scares him. And he carries around his own cuttlery in a plastic bag everywhere he goes, once throwing a temper tantrum and refusing to eat when his special fork disappeared from his movie trailer. Friends of the young and restless Christina Romero are said to be leary of the union. Though there is a natural resemblance, there's word that Mr. Thornton is doling out the cash for 'Angelina enhancers' for his new beauty. "Billy Bob is only interested in her because she looks like Angelina. He's asked her to get collagen injections to fill out her lips because it was one of Angelina's natural features that he was crazy about. And he also prefers to call her Allicia instead of Christina, the name she prefers to use. It's sick if you ask me." No word yet on whether his 'hit' single 'Angelina' will be remade into 'Allicia'. :lol:

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Postby DarkDance » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:46 pm

:D :lol: :biggrin: :lol: :lol:
Dylemma!!!
What the hell are you doing writing for free?
The Enquirer WISHES they had a writer like you!!!

MAN YOU ARE TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!
:lol: :D :lol: :lol:

ABSOLUTE BEST POST OF 2003!!!!!

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Postby DarkDance » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:08 pm

:D :lol: :P :lol: :D
Had to read it one more time.

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Postby dylemma » Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:28 pm

:lol: darkdance you inspire me :lol:


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