Frank Decaro

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StudentOfDeath
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Postby StudentOfDeath » Tue Jun 26, 2001 6:34 pm

Frank Decaro, on Tomb Raider.
Jon Stewart: The movie tomb raider asks, tombs. Should we raid them?

Frank: Finally a movie lesbians can take their teenage nephews to. Starring in their hardest role yet, Angelina Jolie's breasts! Wow! The game morph's the video game into real life and in the process steals parts from many other better films. The producer manages to grab a little Golden Eye <show's clip of Croft when robot jams hand between legs in the beginning, flips to clip of bond having a laser eat away at steel between his legs> and raids big time from raiders of the lost arc <movie clip of lara shooting sword wielding statue, flips to clip of Harrison ford shooting sword wielding Iranian>. But, still all the 13 year old boys will be able to remember that they came of age during this movie, twice!


This isn't all of it… but still even as a fan I think that's funny!

Also what happened to the forum? Is the admin mad at us?

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Postby darkdancer » Wed Jun 27, 2001 11:57 am

You're right, that was a funny review.
Who is that guy (the reviewer)? I'd like to read more of his reviews.

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Postby StudentOfDeath » Wed Jun 27, 2001 2:21 pm

The guy is frank decaro. I saw a snipit of what he said somewhere else.

'Tomb Raider, has cutting edge technology, a beautiful woman with big guns, if ya know what I mean and it has new age special affects with all the excitment of... PONG!

~ Frank Decaro, Daily show correspondent.


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