Sarah Michelle Gellar On Conan O'Brien

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Conan: Please welcome the lovely sarah michelle gellar.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Conan: Thanks so much for joining us tonight.

>> Thank you! Thank you for inviting me.

Conan: You know, you -- I read today that you shot this 'scooby-doo' movie in australia. Is that right?

>> We did. We had a good 6 1/2 months to live in australia.

Conan: You know, I was -- I got to be there for like three days once, and I was blown away by that place. I loved it. Did you get immersed in the whole aussie culture?

>> It's amazing. You can't help it. They're just so genial, and they're happy to see you. And it was like right during the whole big, like, kylie minogue thing. So it was just sort of like kylie everywhere.

Conan: Yeah, I read like in the paper today that you made some comment about kylie minogue, about her body?

>> She's got a really good butt.

[ Laughter ] She does.

[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, see?

Conan: That's fine. You know, it's sort of -- it's politically fine -- it's politically correct when women compliment another woman on her butt.

>> Absolutely.

Conan: If I started the interview by going, 'that kylie minogue, she's got quite an ass,' you know, I'd get --

[ Laughter ] I'd get a lot of letters, and appropriately so.

>> No, absolutely. And you can touch other girls, too. Like, you go, 'your boobs look really good in that top,' and just reach out and touch 'em. No, it's true!

Conan: No, no, wait a minute.

[ Laughter ] No, you can'T.

>> Yes, you -- girls, can't you?

[ Cheers and applause ]

Conan: Well, ladies, where have you been?

[ Laughter ] Girls can say that, like, 'those are great boobs,' and then just reach out --

>> Well, yeah. If your shirt looks really good or something, yeah. Totally.

Conan: Have you had women do that to you, compliment you on your --

>> It's usually me doin' it to other people.

[ Laughter ] I'm just sayin'.

Conan: Uh-huh, well --

>> I'm just sayin'.

Conan: That's fine, but --

>> I'm just saying. Although I'm often asked to compliment other people's breasts, though. No, at the gym recently -- this is a true story. I've been so excited to tell this story. I think you'll like this story. So I'm at the gym the other day --

Conan: It involves a woman's breasts at the gym?

>> It involves a woman's -- how'd I get to come on television and talk about --

[ Cheers and applause ] I've become a man, apparently.

Conan: Yeah.

>> Let's talk about more boobs.

Conan: Well, men can't do that to each other. I can't say, like, 'check out that guy's package!' You know? You can't --

[ Laughter ]

>> I would certainly hope not!

Conan: Yeah, well --

>> See how the camera guy's sliding away right now?

Conan: Yeah. No, so you're at the gym.

>> I'm at the gym recently. And I just joined it. You know, I'm from new york. So I'm used to, like, you go to the gym before work, after work. But, you know, I'm in L.A. Most people don't really have jobs in L.A.

[ Light laughter ] So, you know, it's true. So you go in the middle of the day. I don't have a job right now, middle of the day. I'm in the locker room. This woman comes up to me. And she's like, 'excuse me. Can I ask you a question?' 'Sure.' Swear to god -- girl lifts open her shirt, totally topless, and says to me, 'I just had my boobs done, and the doctor said they'd fall, but they still look really hard. What do you think?'

[ Light laughter ] True story. What do you say?

Conan: You didn't -- you didn't know this person? You had never met this person?

>> Never seen her before in my life.

Conan: How did they look?

[ Laughter ]

>> Like big old fake boobs.

[ Laughter ] I was so flabbergasted, I didn't even -- I'm like, 'they're really nice.'

Conan: Yeah. It's weird -- you, like, have a carpenter's level and put them on top and --

[ Laughter ] 'Oh, the bubble's right in the middle.'

>> I don't know.

Conan: I think some people really go over -- but sometimes they're, like, pointing straight up. They so inflate them.

>> Yeah, or they could be like a shelf. But it's good, you know --

Conan: And they keep hummel figurines up there?

[ Laughter ] 'I've got the collector series.'

[ Laughter ]

>> That's the theory about L.A., 'Cause they always say everything's gonna hit L.A. -- Earthquakes, locusts. So if the big tidal wave comes, I figure L.A.'S totally buoyant. We should be fine.

[ Laughter ] We're all good.

Conan: Everyone's gonna float around. Can I ask you something? I've noticed that the gyms in los angeles -- 'cause I lived there for a short time. And I noticed that -- I joined a gym. It's a totally different thing, the gyms in L.A. Versus the gyms in new york. 'Cause here you go to a gym and you, like, just work out, do your business, leave. In L.A., It's this whole crazy world.

>> It's so different. Like, from the aspect of like -- first of all, I drive to the gym, okay? And I valeted my car. So I don't even walk from the parking lot into the gym, which automatically is like, 'well, okay, what's the point there?'

Conan: Right.

>> Then, by the time you go to the gym and you look at all the cute stuff in the store, and, you know, maybe get a manicure -- you get a smoothie. You sit. You have dinner. I leave. I forget to work out.

[ Laughter ] I'm like, 'what did I come here for again?'

Conan: 'I had a suit made and -- had teeth work done.'

>> 'I had the boobs done.'

Conan: Well, that's -- great.

[ Laughter ] I don't know how to respond to that. You know, we've had your fiance, freddie prinze jr., On the show many times.

[ Woman cheers ] I've gotten to know him a little bit. And I'm gonna pretend she was 'whooing' me and not freddie.

[ Laughter ] I got to know him a little bit. He -- he likes to play pranks. He's kind of into that. Has that rubbed off on you at all, or is that something that's like, 'freddie, you do that. I'm not gonna do it'?

>> I never play pranks. But if I tell this story, people are gonna think that I'm really -- it's all about boobs again. God!

[ Laughter ] What is going on?

Conan: Funny how I've crafted it that way.

[ Applause ] We were doing the research, like, 'I went to the louvre in france.' 'No, eh.' 'I helped the poor.' 'No.' 'Boob story.' 'We'll do that one!'

[ Laughter ]

>> I played a couple, some harmless ones. The other day, I was annoying freddie really badly, and he gave me a cell phone and told me to call someone so that I'd stop talking to him. But then I changed his cell phone into french. And he couldn't figure out -- he doesn't speak french, so he couldn't figure out how to, like, reprogram his phone. But my friend nicole came to new york with me a couple weeks ago. And she had to go to work. And I was really annoyed, because she wouldn't play with me! And like all kids, you know, I have to act out if I'm not getting attention.

Conan: Right.

>> So I got the keys to her hotel room. And she had her office computer, her laptop hooked up. And so I downloaded all my internet porn onto her computer in the hotel room.

[ Laughter ]

Conan: Wait a minute. 'All my internet porn'?

[ Laughter ] What internet porn?

>> See, I can't tell these stories!

Conan: Oh, now let's talk about this. What do you mean, all your internet porn? What porn?

>> You know, where they take actors, and they take your head, and they put 'em on, like, other bodies. You guys know what I'm talking about.

[ Laughter ] You must have some sites like that.

Conan: No, that's my body.

>> Oh.

[ Laughter ]

Conan: That's a terrible thing to do. She's gonna get in big trouble now.

>> I just -- when the chambermaids came to clean her room, and they look at her computer, and it's just all flashing butts and --

Conan: Yeah. And then they call the police, and she's arrested. And you're laughing.

[ Laughter ]

>> It was pretty funny when that happened.

Conan: That was the good part. Well, 'scooby-doo' opens tomorrow.

>> And there's boobs in the movie!

[ Laughter ] There's not. But I figured I'd just go with it.

Conan: That is not the advertising campaign they went with.

[ Laughter ] ''Scooby-doo'! It's got boobs! Check it out.'

[ Laughter ] Thank you so much for being here. Really great to have you.

[ Cheers and applause ] Sarah michelle gellar, everybody

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Postby babycakes » Sun Jun 23, 2002 2:16 pm

hah i saw that was funny!

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