Shannon Elizabeth On Conan

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Postby admin » Wed Jun 26, 2002 4:38 am

>> Conan: All right, everybody, we are back. You know my next guest from such films as 'american pie' and 'american pie 2' and 'scary movie.' Please welcome shannon elizabeth.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

>> Man: I love you! I love you!

[ Laughter ]

>> Conan: Thank you, sir. Thank you. I love you, too, sir.

[ Laughter ] That one just won't leave me alone.

[ Laughter ] Congratulations. You just got married, and I mean, just got married, like out in the hallway minutes ago.

[ Laughter ]

>> No.

>> Man: Boo.

>> Conan: Boo -- marriage.

>> Sorry.

>> Conan: Don't you love it when you toast -- this happens to you, but I got married. Boo!

[ Laughter ] What a sad reaction.

>> I know. Well, congratulations to you, too.

>> Conan: Yeah.

>> You weren't married last time I was here.

>> Conan: Oh, I thought you meant I've been booed.

[ Laughter ] Let's talk about this. How recently did you get married?

>> The saturday before last on the 15th.

>> Conan: Okay.

>> Yep.

>> Conan: That was nice. And everything went okay? It was pretty smooth sailing?

>> It was pretty great. It was fairy-tale beautiful. It was down in mexico.

[ In mexican accent ]

>> Conan: Me-he-co.

>> Mee-co.

[ Laughter ]

>> Conan: Where they watch telemundo.

[ Laughter ]

>> Not where we were. There wereo o tvs.

>> Conan: Oh, that's called nada.

[ Laughter ]

>> There was nothing. No electricity.

>> Conan: I've gotta stop doing that.

[ Laughter ] Did you have a bachelorette party?

>> Of course.

>> Conan: You did?

>> Of course.

>> Conan: Tell us about your bachelorette party. Was it kinky and weird?

[ Laughter ]

>> It was just everything a bachelorette party, I guess, should have. They had it all there. My best friend, who was my maid of honor, threw it. And I guess the strangest part was the male strippers that showed up -- you know, these two guys.

>> Conan: She hired male strippers. Were they the guys with the little bow ties?

>> Well, the first one was dressed like a police officer. And he clicks on his music, and he's gonna be dancing to creed 'arms wide open.'

[ Laughter ]

[ Conan imitating creed ]

With arms wide open that one?

[ Laughter ]

>> And basically did that. He lip-synched as he touched himself and started dancing to the song.

>> Conan: Oh, that sounds horrible.

[ Laughter ] A guy touching himself to creed. That's really creepy to me.

[ Laughter ]

[ Conan imitating creed ]

With arms wide open stop it!

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ] That's not -- I don't like that.

>> And you know how animated creed is. I thought he was just imitating the video, you know?

>> Conan: Yeah. Right, right, right.

>> But he took his shirt off and started doing pushups kind of on the ground. And then all of a sudden his music clicked off accidentally, and he's like --

>> Conan: That's gotta be so embarrassing.

[ Laughter ] When you're like doin' all this sexy stuff, then the music stops and you're like --

>> Yeah!

>> Conan: Click.

[ Laughter ]

>> But he didn't even do that. He was like, 'oh, clicked off. Okay, happy birthday,' and left. I'm like, 'wait a second. It's not my birthday, and you're not done.'

[ Laughter ]

>> Conan: Happy birthday.

>> Yeah.

>> Conan: 'Happy birthday, karen.' 'I'm shannon.'

[ Laughter ]

>> So another guy comes out. I'm like, 'you better be better than the last guy. He stopped halfway through.'

>> Conan: What character was the -- the first one was the policeman. Did the second one have a character, too?

>> The second one was a cowboy. And he was dancing to 'dead or alive' by bon jovi.

[ Laughter ] And lip-synching as well.

>> Conan: I think these guys were gay.

[ Laughter ] You've got half the village people so far.

[ Laughter ] No wonder they weren't that interested.

>> It was very funny. But they were extremely ripped. It almost looked like it hurt them because they were so ripped.

>> Conan: It's hard to be that ripped. It's painful.

[ Laughter ]

>> Yeah, I can imagine. Tell me about it.

[ Laughter ]

>> Conan: I don't wanna talk any more about it just now.

[ Laughter ] Now, I'm sure people are curious. How did you meet your husband? Because there are so many guys that would just, you know, fantasize about marrying you or something. They'd wanna know. How did you hook up with this fellow?

>> Well, I met him through a friend that took me to his acting class when I was checking out classes. And my friend introduced me to him. And I shook his hand. And this weird chill went through my body. And there was some connection there for me.

>> Conan: That could've been influenza.

[ Laughter ] You never know, you know?

>> Yeah, he didn't feel it. For the next year, he didn't talk to me. For the entire year in the class, he would not speak to me. He wouldn't look at me. I'm like, 'god, he hates me. I don't know what the problem is.'

>> Conan: That's the -- you know, you hear that over and over and over again is that it's the guy that doesn't talk to you that, you know -- or the girl that doesn't talk to you that draws you in.

>> Well, yeah, I mean, you never want a guy that's gonna have pickup lines and stuff. So I guess in a way that's good.

>> Conan: That's probably where I went wrong.

[ Laughter ]

[ In high-pitched voice ] 'You're real pretty.'

[ Laughter ] 'I didn't know angels flew so low.'

[ Laughter ] 'Get out of here!'

[ Applause ] I tried that line once.

[ Cheers and applause ]

>> Did you make th u up?

>> Conan: No! That's an old prophet'S.

>> Okay.

>> Conan: I tried that once.

>> Yeah.

>> Conan: 'You must be tired.' 'Why?' 'You been walkin' through my mind all night.'

[ Laughter ]

>> Nice. So what did you say to get your wife?

>> Conan: Um, please, I'm so sad.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

>> She was like, 'okay.'

>> Conan: I'm so lonely, please.

[ Laughter ] She's like, 'aw.' And I'm like, 'aw.'

[ Laughter ] And I held a bunch of kittens and went, 'ooh.'

[ Laughter ]

>> That would work.

>> Conan: It worked every time.

>> Yes, it does.

>> Conan: Now your husband -- you talked about this once before -- he's from my hometown of brookline, massachusetts.

>> He is.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Crowd yelling ]

>> Conan: Okay, that's great.

[ Laughter ] Probably some people wearing pilgrim hats in the audience.

[ Laughter ] Now -- we didn't know each other. He's younger than me. We weren't like in rival gangs or anything in brookline.

[ Laughter ]

>> I don't think so, yeah.

>> Conan: That was a pretty tough town I grew up in.

>> Yeah, that's what I hear.

>> Conan: There were different comic book collecting gangs.

[ Laughter ] We're the dc gang. There goes the marvel gang.

[ Laughter ]

>> And he was -- yeah, he just came from marvel comics like an hour ago.

>> Conan: Oh, really? He was over there?

>> Yeah.

>> Conan: Nerdy town.

>> Wow. No, joe quesada is a friend of ours. And so we went over there to visit him.

>> Conan: Cool.

>> And he did a comic book that had me in it.

>> Conan: Oh, that's neat.

>> So he wanted to go pick it up. Yeah.

>> Conan: So you've been to my hometown. You've looked around.

>> Yeah.

>> Conan: You've seen the statue of me and everything.

[ Laughter ]

>> Yes, yes, there were -- there was a lot of pigeon poop on it.

>> Conan: Yeah, that's okay.

[ Laughter ] That's how -- we bought it that way.

[ Laughter ]

>> Oh, good.

>> Conan: It was originally a statue of someone else, and we chiseled it into me.

>> It's in perfect shape.

>> Conan: It was cheaper that way.

>> Very ripped.

>> Conan: Exactly.

>> Yeah.

>> Conan: Cuervo nation.

>> Yes.

>> Conan: You were promoting cuervo nation. I know what cuervo is, the tequila.

>> Right.

>> Conan: I don't know what cuervo nation is. What's cuervo nation?

>> Okay. Well, cuervo nation itself is a tiny eight-acre island in the middle of the caribbean.

>> Conan: Mm-hmm.

>> And what's happened is on this island they have like huts on the beach and a bar and a restaurant. It's just this beautiful place. And people keep flocking there. So it's not big enough to hold all the people that wanna go.

>> Conan: Wait. So cuervo, the company, bought an island.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Conan: Built like houses on it.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Conan: And they're gonna like try to take over the world from this island.

[ Laughter ] Like, 'people of earth, we are cuervo nation!'

[ Laughter ]

>> Well, not from the island, but because they can't hold enough people, they are branching out and they're setting up outposts all over the world.

>> Conan: This sounds evil to me!

[ Laughter ]

>> No, no, because --

>> Conan: 'We will defeat you with our hangover ray.'

[ Laughter ]

>> Well, they have -- I'm gonna head up one of the outposts in teluride, colorado.

>> Conan: Okay.

>> And so in january we are gonna do a big event there. And people can actually enter to be there to win and go heliboarding with me.

>> Conan: You're gonna go heliboarding with the winner of a contest?

>> A bunch of them. There's gonna be 10 or 20 people.

>> Conan: Is that where you jump, literally, out of a helicopter with a snowboard strapped to your feet?

>> I don't know if I'm gonna actually gonna jump out of the helicopter -- I mean, I have to be safe -- but we are going up in a helicopter to the top of like a 14,000-foot mountain. And we're all gonna snowboard down.

>> Conan: Is every now, like snack and drink, gonna buy their own island? Is there gonna be like a fritos island?

>> There might be.

>> Conan: And pepsi island, and you have to have a passport to exchange currency?

>> Well, I'm sure there will be a conan island soon, too.

>> Conan: There will be, yeah.

>> Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers ] You could do your show from the island.

>> Conan: Okay, thank you for wooing at that idea.

[ Laughter ]

>> I think you should do your show from an island.

>> Conan: From conan island.

>> Then we can all come to the island, yeah.

>> Conan: Welcome to conan island where a lot of pale people hide from the sun.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] Welcome to conan island. I'm burning!

>> You have to get a little midget sidekick going, 'the people are coming! The people are coming!'

[ Laughter ] Like 'the plane! The plane!' You need a little midget sidekick.

>> Conan: Little people we call them.

>> Little people.

>> Conan: Yes.

>> I forgot that your people are little people.

>> Conan: Whose people?

>> Your people. You're irish, right?

>> Conan: Oh, you meant dwarfs.

[ Laughter ] I don't know what's happening anymore.

[ Laughter ] To promote cuervo island, we all had some in the hallway before this interview.

[ Laughter ] All right, shannon elizabeth, thank you very much for being here.

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