Meanwhile, it's just come to light that La Lopez was once evicted from a Los Angeles condo after her dog defiled the posh pad.
The story goes that when J.Lo briefly rented a sixth-floor condo at the Colonial House in West Hollywood in the late '90s, she was asked to leave after her perturbed pooch went berserk.
A source who served on the Colonial House Homeowner Association at the time claims that Lopez ran afoul of management after leaving her dog unattended in the building for three days.
"She was off somewhere with Puff Daddy, and the dog was scratching and barking and whining the whole time," sniped our source.
"This dog apparently had no food or water and wasn't walked for three days. The neighbors complained about the noise, and management got into her apartment and found that it was covered with dog urine and feces, and the dog had scratched up the wood floors . . . The owner evicted her."
A spokesman for Colonial House, the historic residence on North Havenhurst Drive that has been home to Julia Roberts, Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche, and Bette Davis, could not be reached.
And J.Lo's spokesman, Dan Klores, was evidently too busy explaining why the Bennifer wedding supposedly planned for Sunday was canceled to ask her about the alleged canine calamity.