Jennifer Lopez SNL Intro

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Jennifer Lopez SNL Intro

Postby admin » Sun Feb 11, 2001 2:56 am

>> Look, it's no big thing, okay? And shouldn't you be doing the president bush for the opening?

>> Oh, don't worry. I got somebody to fill in for me.

[ Laughter ]

>> i appreciate your apology. But now I have to finish getting ready. They need me.

>> You know what? I can't do this. I can't deny my true feelings. The truth is, jennifer, I'm deeply and totally in love with your jungle rump.

[ Laughter ] I mean, damn, I want my parents to meet that cherry bomb ass.

[ Laughter ] I want to build a condo inside your caboose and live in there. Me like the rumpy-rump.

>> That's enough, okay. I gotta get ready for the show.

>> Listen to the song I wrote.

There it is a rump like no other

full of majesty and goodness shh, don't scare it away

i want to sink my choppers into it

[ laughter ]

>> lorne!

>> What's going on?

>> Lorne, um --

>> will.

>> Will here is at it again.

>> I apologize. I think he's acting a little crazy becaus you know, your butt.

>> Look, i'm not mad or anything.

>> You're fired, will.

>> What? You can't do that. What are you going to do without me? I play george W. Bush.

>> I think you've already been replaced.

[ Laughter ]

>> how's this for a tax plan?

[ Laughter ]

>> all right, then. Fair enough. I'll go collect my things.

>> You do that.

>> You think you were a little hard on him? I can't let people run around here like -- like it's the xfl.

>> Jennifer, you're on in ten seconds!

>> Oh, my god.

>> Lorne, you're not really going to fire me, are you?

>> No. How could I hold you responsible for your actions in the presence of that top-notch heinie.

[ Laughter ] that is one choice patoot.

>> Absolutely. And you're kidding about replacing me as bush, right?

>> No, no. I meant that. Tracy's brilliant.

>> And in closing, let me say everything is capasetic. Live from new york,

[ cheers and applause ]

>> it's 'saturday night live'!

[ Applause ] with -- featuring -- a cartoon by robert smigel! Lenny picket and the 'saturday night live' band! With your host and musical guest -- jennifer lopez ladies and gentlemen, jennifer lopez!

[ Cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc studios captions by vitac -- http://www.Vitac.Com

[ cheers and applause ]

>> thank you. Thank you. Somewhere along the way, I picked up this reputation for being a diva. But I ask you -- would a diva be seen on stage wearing this? I mean, would a diva put up with people talking endlessly about her ass?

[ Laughter ] would a diva let her hair look like this? Thanks, jose.

[ Laughter ] so, how did I, jennifer lopez, get a reputation for acting like a diva? I mean, it's not like I have tons of people around me all the time. I'm just a girl from the bronx.

[ Applause ] and tonight is really special to me because, you know, my family's here.

[ Applause ] especially my mom, who i owe a lot of success to. She's the one who taught me to do things for myself. Thanks. Been sticking together all day. But the most important lesson that i've learned from my mom is to always be prepared. I am definitely prepared.

[ Cheers and applause ] would a diva wear this?

[ Cheers and applause ] we got a great show you know, we got jennifer lopez here

[ cheers and applause ] so stick around. We'll be right back.

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Postby lurker15 » Mon Feb 12, 2001 12:47 am

I only saw the opening - did she make any mention of Puffy or the break-up rumours at any point in the show?

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Postby admin » Wed Feb 14, 2001 12:43 pm

nope, no mention.

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