Jessica Issues Official Statement

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Postby THE MAYOR » Wed Feb 20, 2002 8:54 am

Here is an official statement from Jessica's manager...

Hello All,

I would like to announce that my engagement is off with Nick, I've decided to take up with a man call 'The Mayor'. I am stoked about my engagement to him and the forthcoming big day. I get along great with his ex-wives Judy, Norma, and Billie Joe. Also he has the sweetest kids: Mike, Steve, Jackie, Amy, Vicky, Randy, Mark, James, Tonya, Amanda, Donnie, Margaret, Howard, Stephanie, Daniel, David, Lucy, Lori, and Kevin. We're all planning on making home of his 1972 double wide trailer in the hills of WV. Just wanted to give you the latest info. XOXO Jess

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Postby MooseMan » Wed Feb 20, 2002 12:22 pm

Quote: from THE MAYOR on 1:54 pm on Feb. 20, 2002[br]Here is an official statement from Jessica's manager...

Hello All,

I would like to announce that my engagement is off with Nick, I've decided to take up with a man call 'The Mayor'.  I am stoked about my engagement to him and the forthcoming big day.  I get along great with his ex-wives Judy, Norma, and Billie Joe.  Also he has the sweetest kids: Mike, Steve, Jackie, Amy, Vicky, Randy, Mark, James, Tonya, Amanda, Donnie, Margaret, Howard, Stephanie, Daniel, David, Lucy, Lori, and Kevin.  We're all planning on making home of his 1972 double wide trailer in the hills of WV.  Just wanted to give you the latest info.  XOXO Jess


And Moose is the 'Best Man' ;)

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Postby THE MAYOR » Wed Feb 20, 2002 4:00 pm

Yeah Moose is the best man, all my ex-wives are the brides maids. Joe Simpson will not be attending however, he feels that I am not 'fit' for his daughter with all my divorces and kids......whatever. Unlike Nicky Lachley, at least I've got a check coming in, even if it is welfare !!!! WORD UP !!!!!

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Postby michelleluvs98d » Thu Feb 21, 2002 10:58 am

Quote: from THE MAYOR on 9:00 pm on Feb. 20, 2002[br]Yeah Moose is the best man, all my ex-wives are the brides maids.  Joe Simpson will not be attending however, he feels that I am not 'fit' for his daughter with all my divorces and kids......whatever.  Unlike Nicky Lachley, at least I've got a check coming in, even if it is welfare !!!!  WORD UP !!!!!


lol! You guys have weird ideas.

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Postby THE MAYOR » Thu Feb 21, 2002 2:19 pm

LOL to you too sweetheart.....you can join the 'party' too if ya wanna !!!!

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Postby michelleluvs98d » Thu Feb 21, 2002 2:38 pm

Quote: from THE MAYOR on 7:19 pm on Feb. 21, 2002[br]LOL to you too sweetheart.....you can join the 'party' too if ya wanna !!!!
No, thank you!

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Postby Girly1776 » Thu Feb 21, 2002 2:39 pm

Quote: from THE MAYOR on 7:19 pm on Feb. 21, 2002[br]LOL to you too sweetheart.....you can join the 'party' too if ya wanna !!!!
i'll be the flower girl

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Postby michelleluvs98d » Thu Feb 21, 2002 2:40 pm

Quote: from Girly1776 on 7:39 pm on Feb. 21, 2002[br]
Quote: from THE MAYOR on 7:19 pm on Feb. 21, 2002[br]LOL to you too sweetheart.....you can join the 'party' too if ya wanna !!!!
i'll be the flower girl


I rather go to Jess and Nick wedding. lol!

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Postby THE MAYOR » Thu Feb 21, 2002 4:30 pm

Yeah, but the Jess/Mayor wedding will be more exciting !!! The Jess/Nick wedding will have slow CD's and Don P, the Jess/Mayor wedding will have 6-packs and 8-Tracks !!!! I AM THE KING BABY, I AM THE KING !!!!


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