Tonight Show skit w/ Ricky impersonator

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Postby admin » Fri Feb 09, 2001 3:15 am

>> Edd: Welcome to the game show that everyone in america is talking about, right after they're done talking about 'survivor' and 'temptation island.' Yes, it's the celebrity edition of 'name that sound.'

[ Applause ] and now here's the host of 'name that sound,' jay leno.

[ Cheers and applause ]

>> jay: Hello, everybody. Thank you, edd hall. Let's meet our celebrity contestants. First, latin heartthrob ricky martin, ladies and gentlemen, yeah.Pplause ]

[ playing 'la vida loca' ] get over there. All right, next, academy award-winning actress and a hollywood legend, ms. Elizabeth taylor, ladies and gentlemen.

[ Cheers and applause ]

>> the golden globe for best picture goes --

>> jay: Ms. Taylor, this isn't the golden globes. It's 'name that sound.'

>> You have to excuse me. I'm new at this.

>> Jay: All right, very good. There you are, right over there. Don't hit the wall. All right, our final celebrity, certainly, a man who needs no introduction, except maybe to his wife.

[ Laughter ] please welcome former president and current civilian, mr. Bill clinton. Come on out here.

[ Cheers and applause ] there he is right there. Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

>> jay, I hope you don't mind, but I brought my own podium.

[ Laughter ] I got this from the white house. Man, i got so much furniture from there it's coming out the wazoo.

[ Laughter ]

>> jay: All right, just get back to your podium, mr. President. Let's settle down. Celebrities, let's get ready to start the game. You all know the rules. We're going to play a sound, and the first one to identify that sound scores ten points.

[ Contestant ringing in ] ms. Taylor?

>> I like pickles.

>> Jay: Great, great, we haven't started just yet, okay?

>> Sugar, you have just what i look for in a woman.

[ Laughter ] you're so disoriented, your testimony would never hold up in court.

>> Jay: All right, shall we start? Shall we start, people? All right, celebrities, let's try and concentrate. Name that sound.

[ Cash register opening ]

[ contestant ringing in ] bill?

>> That's the sound that you here at the penicillin concession on 'temptation island.'

[ Buzzer sounds ]

>> jay: No, no, I'm sorry. Showed on 'good morning america.'

[ Buzzer sounds ]

>> jay: No, I'm sorry. Good guess.

[ Contestant ringing in ] bill?

>> That's that loser al gore ever since he lost the florida recount. He won't shut up.

[ Laughter ]

>> jay: No, no, no.

[ Contestant ringing in ] ricky?

>> That's jesse jackson's worst nightmare?

[ Bell dings ]

>> jay: Correct! Jesse jackson's worst nightmare.

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ playing 'la vida loca' ] all right, stop with the dancing. Stop. We're moving on.

[ Laughter ] now just sit still.

[ Contestant ringing in ] yes, liz?

>> Your honor, i would like a divorce from both of these men.

[ Laughter ]

>> jay: You're not married to either of those men, but divorce is granted. All right, let's get back to the game. Now stop. You move that hip one more time, young man.

[ Laughter ] don't even think about it. All right, who can name that sound?

[ Clock ticking ]

[ contestant ringing in ] president clinton?

>> That's the sound that hillary makes right before she's ready to explode.

[ Buzzer sounds ]

>> jay: No, no, that is wrong.

[ Contestant ringing in ] liz?

>> That's the sound of ricky martin's 15 minutes of fame slipping away.

[ Bell dings ]

[ audience boos ]

>> jay: Ms. Taylor is correct. Ms. Taylor is correct. That is ricky martin's 15 minutes of fame.

>> Orderly. You can kiss my bonbon, cleopatra.

[ Playing 'la vida loca' ] all right, can we continue with the game, please? People, concentrate. Name that sound.

[ Person groaning in pain ]

[ contestant ringing in ] ricky?

>> Liz taylor getting out of a chair?

[ Buzzer sounds ]

[ laughter ]

>> jay: No, no, no.

[ Contestant ringing in ] ms. Taylor?

>> Is that the sound of ricky martin as i try to pull my shoe out of his ass?

[ Laughter ]

[ buzzer sounds ]

>> jay: All right. All right, you two. That's it. It stops right here.

[ Contestant ringing in ] yes, bill?

>> That's me carrying one of the sofas from the white house that me and hillary took.

[ Bell dings ]

>> jay: That's correct. That's correct. That's the sound of bill clinton carrying furniture out of the white house.

[ Bell dings ] oh, oh, that's the final round bell. Let's recap. Now, according to my calculations, the score is tied. That means that whichever one of you gets this last sound, you will be our grand prize winner. Contestants, are you ready? Name that sound.

[ Thumping noise ]

[ contestant ringing in ] ricky martin?

>> Is that the sound of liz taylor tenderizing a 72-ounce rib steak for her breakfast?

[ Buzzer sounds ]

[ laughter ]

>> jay: No, no, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.

[ Contestant ringing in ] liz?

>> That's me trying to open up a jar of pickles, 'cause i like pickles.

[ Buzzer sounds ]

>> jay: No, no. Once again, let's hear the sound again.

[ Thumping noise ]

[ contestant ringing in ] president clinton?

>> That is the sweet sound of an intern's head hitting the old headboard, baby.

[ Laughter ]

>> jay: Correct! That is correct!

[ Cheers and applause ] the unmistakable sound of an intern's head hitting the headboard. Bill clinton, you're our grand prize winner.

[ Applause ] congratulations

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