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Postby lancesgrl » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:51 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! i got this email today and had to share it with ya'll -- especially since it has been awhile since we've had a good old tasteless joke here on abs!!! :rofl: you'll know how truly sick you are when you read this and almost :pee: yourself from laughing so hard... like me!! :ph34r:


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This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of
farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes
water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off
because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and
that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned
that one day he would blow his guts out.
> >
The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went
upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed
covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied
the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
> >
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of
frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty
good.
> >
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit
her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "Honey, you were right." "All the years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my
guts out, and today it finally happened....

But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I
got most of them back in."

:o :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Postby justins bubbles » Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:19 am

<span style='color:blue'>I just read that in my mail! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh goodness...:rofl: That shiit musta hurt like a mofo. :blink:

Oh, I almost :pee: my pants too... but that's because I'm a little tipsy right now. <_< </span>

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Postby megzrsa » Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:31 pm

:rofl: :rofl: omg! kinda makes ya feel a bit sick :puke: lol

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Postby lancechica4 » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:24 pm

:jawdrop: AAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That so disgusting... and I love it! :rofl:

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Postby zozon3 » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:14 pm

But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I
got most of them back in."


:rofl:

and yeah like bubs said mustve hurt like a mofo

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Postby tennman » Fri Feb 27, 2004 10:37 am

nice one, K1. :lol:

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Postby lancesgrl » Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:46 am

:P hehe... thanks. :D

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Postby dirtypop4nsync » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:37 am

eww thats nasty but funny lol
wooooooooooow as val would say

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Postby nsyncs1girl » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:06 am

I think all I can say at this point is wow.

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:48 pm

:rofl: :rofl: I got that in an email too. Now that's my kind of joke. Damn, that sh** would hurt. :nod: :huh:

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Postby megzrsa » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:54 pm

Ive heard that one before but its still funny :rofl: kinda disgusting at the same time but still a great joke

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Postby justins bubbles » Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:01 pm

<span style='color:blue'>Aww... I thought K-1 had come back for a second. Then I saw that I had replied to this already. :lol: :lonely:</span>

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Postby xoinnocentjrtgrl » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:32 am

Jackie sent me that. wooooooooooooooooooooooow ;)

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Postby sexyirishgurl » Sun Jul 25, 2004 8:53 am

rotten but funny at same time lol

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Postby renee » Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:00 pm

:lol: i was bracing myself for the punchline but wasn't expecting that :o :lol:

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Postby lancesgrl » Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:57 pm

:wave: hi nay and bubs!!! :hug: :hug:

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Postby justins bubbles » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:23 pm

<span style='color:blue'>K-1!!!!! :hug: I missed you!!! I've been MIA lately. :shrug: How's life??? </span>


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