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Postby lancechica4 » Sun Apr 18, 2004 8:23 pm

THE SAME FIVE QUESTIONS WE ALWAYS ASK

Hi. I'm John Mayer. I'm 26 and a musician. I'm on the telephone right now being bombared by questions that I don't fully have the answers to. I'm trying my hardest, so if anything comes off incoherent, just realize that I'm pre-shower at 2:19 p.m. East Coast time, on tour in West Virginia.

What secret urge to you get but never act on?

Two things: Number one, to medicate so as to not be awake all the time that I'm awake. But I've never acted on it and never will. There are a lot of times on the road when I say to myself, "God, I would love to not be here right now." Like the urge when you get on an airplane to Australia is just to completely trip balls, just disapear from yourself so you don't have to be on a plane for a day. And the other one is probably super-crazy swinging sex. Reckless multiple-partner sex, like hotel room orgies.

What's the worst you've ever screwed someone over?

I have a tendency to be all about someone and think that I can sustain that level of intrest, and then wake up one morning and realize that I got over faster than I thought. It's the special John Mayer taper. There are probably some women in the world who change the TV channel when I come on and who go to the CD player when the radio plays a song of mine.

Who's on your "celebs to make out with" list right now?

I feel cheaper for you having asked this question and now I need to go pray. But... I've always like Marlee Marltin. I think it might have something to do with the deaf thing — it's a vulnerabilty, but not her fault, just a kind of sweetness. I'd have to learn her language. I go for celebrities who are unconventionally attractive. Maura Tierney from NewsRadio and ER. Screamin' hot.

If you were forced at gunpoint to get a tattoo, what would it be?

I'm kinda in the mood for another one anyway [he has 3]. I'd probably get something that says, "Somebody please help me, I'm being held at gunpoint."

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Never in person, but I have on the phone. A long-distance relationship. It's easier to do it that way. It doesn't involve any kind of props. Never mind.

The http://auction4.comton.com/member/the_pug_winnie/janemag.GIFscan is here. :D

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Postby tendertoes » Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:26 am

<span style='color:purple'>Can I just say that I f***in' love that man!!!!!!!!
DAMN!! :chatter:

And the other one is probably super-crazy swinging sex. Reckless multiple-partner sex, like hotel room orgies.
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<span style='color:red'>[b]Heaven help him...THE SLUTS ARE ON THEIR WAY!!!!


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Postby renee » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:53 pm

:blink: he was faking that orgasm?

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Postby megzrsa » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:15 pm

:lol: He always give such good interviews because he says interesting funny stuff, thanks for the scan :P
If you were forced at gunpoint to get a tattoo, what would it be?

I'm kinda in the mood for another one anyway [he has 3]. I'd probably get something that says, "Somebody please help me, I'm being held at gunpoint."

:lol: what a strange question

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Postby lancechica4 » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:51 am

And a strange answer... :lol:

Nayer! :rofl:

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Postby lancesgrl » Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:58 am

renee wrote: :blink: he was faking that orgasm?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: no way, nay!!! men can't fake 'em! we women corner the market on that! :nono: :rofl:

seriously tho... i love john and all, but COME ON!!! i challenge ANYONE to find ANY male who could fake that!!! men are just too horny! a stiff breeze and a slightly dirty thought can pleasure just about any man! am i right or am i right? :shrug: :lol:

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Postby lancechica4 » Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:23 pm

^ :rofl: :rofl: That's why we miss you so goshdamn much! :rofl:

To tell you the truth, I was wondering that too!! And I mean, John's not really a normal guy on the horny scale is he? He's like five guys rolled into one. I mean this is a guy who told me... and about 3652767538 other people in the stadium :lol:... that he was so horny that he drew himself a picture once to jack off too. :o Not really the kind of guy who needs to fake, huh? :rofl:

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Postby justins bubbles » Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:12 pm

<span style='color:blue'>I hope that was a Jack/Rose/Titanic drawing and not like a stick figure. :blink:

Does he really need ass that bad? :(


But have y'all read the new (well, recent) Cosmo? Guys tell what sex feels like for them. :P </span>

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Postby Katie44 » Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:31 pm

I hope that was a Jack/Rose/Titanic drawing and not like a stick figure.  :blink:


:lol: :lol: A stick figure................anyone else find it disturbing that he has to fake an orgasm for phone sex but can get off on a cartoon? :lol: :shrug:

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Postby justins bubbles » Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:06 pm

<span style='color:blue'>There's a lot about that boy that I find strange. :unsure:











But I'd lick every last inch of it. :lick:</span>

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Postby lancechica4 » Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:09 pm

Ain't that the truth. :nod:

Katie! :rofl:

Bubs, I have NOT read that... :sprint:

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Postby lancesgrl » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:51 pm

Katie44 wrote:
I hope that was a Jack/Rose/Titanic drawing and not like a stick figure.  :blink:


:lol: :lol: A stick figure................anyone else find it disturbing that he has to fake an orgasm for phone sex but can get off on a cartoon? :lol: :shrug:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

actually, what i find disturbing is that most of us are sitting here at our computers day after day talking about how we're all ready and willing to put the spit shine on john's manhood, yet he still felt like he had to call and pay god knows what kind of wacked out wanna be slut for phone sex! :jawdrop: now i ask you, what kind of shiit is THAT?!!! :shrug:

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Postby lancechica4 » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:02 pm

:rofl:

Next concert I'm so bringing a sign that says "Want phone sex, you horny bastard?" with my number underneath. :lol:

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Postby justins bubbles » Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:27 pm

<span style='color:blue'>NO. Shiit. Hell...my number is...:phonecall: </span>

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Postby renee » Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:37 pm

:ph34r: he has mine

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Postby tendertoes » Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:17 am

<span style='color:purple'> :thinking: he has mine as well...but I was thinking...as we are growing in popularity, perhaps a 1-800 number might be in order???

1-800-

Dying for your input folks...1-800- or 1-900 and we can make a few extra bucks??
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Postby lancechica4 » Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:34 pm

1-800-SLUTCREW. I love it. :lol:

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Postby lancesgrl » Fri Apr 30, 2004 6:21 pm

no no... i think tasha has it right with the 900 number idea. :nod: after all, formula is damned expensive and i could use the cash. :shrug:

:rofl:

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Postby tendertoes » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:00 pm

<span style='color:purple'>FORMULA...ummm...Sex Toys...sounds good to me!! :crazyjump:

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Postby lancesgrl » Tue May 04, 2004 11:55 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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