JC CLOTHES DAG

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JC CLOTHES DAG

Postby Angie fromOZ » Wed Jan 03, 2001 2:17 am

Ok…here’s lil sumthin’ sumthin’ I whipped up for y’all! It’s based on my favourite song, in fact I’ve adopted it as “MY� song coz it always comes on wherever I go! It’s No1 in Australia at the moment and has gone 3x Platinum coz we just love it so much!! :( That’s right it’s Teenage Dirtbag!! I'm not sure whether 'dag' is an aussie slang word or not, but for those who aren't sure what it means...well, let's just say that in this case it means 'fashionably challenged'!! Well…without further adoo-doo i can only hope you enJOEY it and you've gotta promise not to tease me about it!! Here goes:

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JC CLOTHES DAG

His name is JC
His eyes you can lose yourself in
He likes to be
A guru of style and fashion
He doesn’t care
‘Bout things that he wears
But he doesn’t know who I am
And how much I love his boots and skivvies… Â

CHORUS
Cause I’m just a JC clothes dag baby
Yeah I’m just a JC clothes dag baby
Please understand my clothes are crazy like yours…
Ooohoo Hoo Hoooooo

His girlfriend’s a b****
And she thinks she’s perfect for him
She’ll come and kick
Your ass if you’re over fourteen
She can’t stand fans
So close to her man
But she doesn’t know who I am
And she can’t control that man forever…

Coz I’m just a JC clothes dag baby
Yeah I’m just a JC clothes dag baby
The fashion police have me on record, its true…
Ooohoo Hoo Hoooooo

Oh YEEEEAH clothes daaaag…jeans with holes and buttocks missin’
Oh YEEEEAH clothes daaaag…shirts with studs and sequins glistenin’ Â

Man I feel like like mould
It’s showtime and I am lonely
Lo and behold
He’s walkin over to me
This is my chance
He’s wearing “those pants�
But how does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?

“I’ve got a ticket to come here backstage baby
I like your style of clothes, they’re crazy
I’m just a tragic clothes dag baby like YOU!�
Ooohoo Hoo Hoooooo

Oh YEEEEEAH…clothes daaaag…tight shirts and leather, pants with patterns
Oh YEEEEEAH…clothes daaaag…fur coats, cardigans, brown and sa-tiiiii-iiiii-iiiii-iiin

THE END

DISCLAIMER: No Bobbees or fourteen year olds were harmed in the making of this song…I don’t have a personal vendetta against Bobbee…it was all for rhyming purposes! :(

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Postby Katie44 » Wed Jan 03, 2001 2:28 am

I love it! I love it! I love it!
:crazyjump:

And to think, I was just about to sign off but decided to check the JC board and low and behold u posted ur song! maybe this will get some people over here.

~I'm glad u explained what dag meant b/c i would have had no idea! Also, I love your disclaimer!! lol :laugh:

Congrats on another good song!!! :beerchug:

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Postby Angie fromOZ » Wed Jan 03, 2001 8:14 am

Awwwww thank you SO SO much Katie44!! you the BEST girl! i'll dedicate this one to you coz of your encouragement and your enthusiasm to get this board up and running again!! meanwhile, i'm glad i explained what 'dag' means coz that's what the song is based around!! YIKES that could have been a disaster! Aussies use it all the time to describe someone with bad fashion sense...you say things like 'Look at him! What a dag!' or 'Gee, she's lookin a bit daggy today!'

But alas, i don't think my song really worked :( But hey, even Madonna has bad days right?! :( i thought that our theory of 'IF YOU WRITE IT THEY WILL COME!' would work, but it doesn't look like it! well, we tried right?! that's something we can be proud of!! :)

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Postby SAIchickie » Wed Jan 03, 2001 2:06 pm

Go Angie!!! That was hella funny. I needed a laugh. I wanna another one!!!

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Postby Katie44 » Wed Jan 03, 2001 3:16 pm

awww...a song dedicated to me. How cool! :(
:fish: :fish: :fish: :fish: :fish:
~Our theory might work b/c not that many people were on yesterday, so ya never know. But, at least we tried. It is now everyone else's fault that this JC board is being neglected.lol :dance: Well, thankx for writing a song and attempting to save the JC board!!

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Postby Angie fromOZ » Wed Jan 03, 2001 9:42 pm

LOL @ Katie44. always a pleasure! i have fun writing these things, i can't deny it! did you read Bellerz song?! it's absolutely BRILLIANT!! i'm still having a chuckle about that one!!

thanks so much SAIchickie!! i'm so glad you got the laugh that you needed! it's so satisfying to know that it made ya smile! :) as far as another one goes...we'll just have to wait and see!

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Postby Katie44 » Wed Jan 03, 2001 10:40 pm

I'm with SAIchickie...u have to write another one! I love reading that kind of stuff

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Postby renee » Wed Jan 03, 2001 11:52 pm

ok can we all say LMAO.......angie you're the girl, clothes dag baby! too funny i've got to use that phrase, somewhere at sometime i'm going to be waiting for someone to say something where i can reply 'clothes dag baby!' YEAH..................


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