Carmen Electra visits Last Call 2/19

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Carmen Electra visits Last Call 2/19

Postby admin » Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:56 am

Carson: Our next guest is one of our all-time favorites. She's the only person who's appeared on this show more often than me.

[ Laughter ] Which seems impossible. Here she is, the beautiful carmen electra!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Carson: That is beautiful. Wow, let's just leave that there.

Carmen: Girl in audience: Carmen, we love you!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Carmen: Oh, I love you, too!

Carson: Have a seat.

Carmen: Congratulations.

Carson: Thank you for being here. And as lovely as this cake is, i have to say, you jumping out of it naked would have been nice, too.

[ Laughter ]

Carmen: I wanted to, actually.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Carson: That would have been nice.

Carmen: I suggested it, but I guess you guys couldn't find the cake to pop out of.

Carson: We couldn't find what, you naked?

Carmen: Well --

Carson: You were willing.

Carmen: Well, not naked.

Carson: That's sweet, thank you very much.

Carmen: But I'll pretend like it, yeah.

Carson: That's awesome, we'll cut that and -- is it real?

Carmen: It is, it's a real cake, yeah.

Carson: Wow, we'll pass it on and eat it. Thank you. You've been on the show 13 times.

Carmen: I can't believe it, it's so weird.

Carson: Because as long as we've been on the air, five years now, every time we've called and said, "hey, do you mind coming down?" You've always been here. We really appreciate that. Thank yovery much.

Carmen: Aw, well, thank you for having me.

[ Cheers and applause ]D@

Carson: We were thinking about, you were here with the bombshell babies, on the show.

Carmen: Yeah, that's right.

Carson: You performed with the pussycat dolls on the show. You've hung out. One of my favorite carmen electra moments from the past five years has to do with lolly, our cue card guy back in new york. We sort of turned the tables on you. Let's take a little trip down carmen electra -- yeah, take a look.

Carmen: Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Carmen: Hold on.

[ Laughter ]

Carson: Oh, for the love of god. Really. Oh!

[ Laughter ] Oh, boy.

[ Laughter ]

Carmen: I just felt his [ Bleep ] On me.

Carson: All right, that's enough.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that happened.

Carmen: It was fun, it was all in good fun. But look at you, you have this -- you know, a nice new desk.

Carson: I have a desk now, yeah.

Carmen: You have a band.

Carson: I have a band, our band is fantastic.

[ Cheers and applause ] We're doing all right. Let's talk. You have a lot going on. You have a new movie, which I want to mention, as well. You shot a new film.

Carmen: Yeah. It's called "I want candy."

Carson: And you play the role of candy.

Carmen: Yes. Candy fiveways.

Carson: Who is --

[ Laughter ]

Carmen: She's a porn star.

[ Cheers and applause ] But I still don't --

Carson: Let me just say, it is about time that this movie is being made.

[ Light laughter ]

Carmen: It's really funny, though.

Carson: You play a porn star named candy?

Carmen: Yeah.

Carson: Candy fiveways?

Carmen: I still don't know what the fifth way is, though.

[ Laughter ]

Carson: You -- joe knows. Someone in the band knows.

Carmen: Joe: Somebody over here probably understand what the fifth way is. We can probably figure it out.

[ Laughter ]

Carson: It has to do with the nostrils or ears.

Carmen: Does it? Okay. Wow. You're kinky.

[ Laughter ]

Carson: I just can't count higher than five, so.

Carmen: Okay, okay.

Carson: Well, tell me about it. That's great, you play a porn star.

Carmen: It's a british comedy with a british cast. And --

Carson: Oh, it's funny?

Carmen: It's actually funny. It's -- yeah, yeah, yeah.

Carson: Sorry to hear that.

Carmen: But it was -- it was cool, yeah.

Carson: Were you worried at all about playing a porn star?

Carmen: You know, once I read the script, it made sense. And it was actually really funny and written so well that it didn't feel weird, you know.

Carson: Well, wt's funny about you being a porn star? That seems to be more brilliant.

Carmen: There's -- you know, there's some good scenes with some props and things. I won't get too into it. But I don't have to do anything crazy. But, yeah, I don't know.

Carson: Do you remember, you know when we were kids, they used to do, like, your porn name?

Carmen: Yes, I love that game.

Carson: What is it? Is it your pet and your first -- your first pet.

Carmen: The name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

Carson: My first dog was named porto and I grew up on a little street called foot-long lane.

[ Laughter ] That'd be porto foot-long.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Carmen: That is good. That is a great one. Wow.

Carson: What's yours?

Carmen: My first little, cute, little dogs name was heidi and the street I grew up on was hermes drive. So, I'm -- my porn name is heidi hermes.

Carson: Oh, it's a little --

[ Laughter ] It's a little close to herpes lane, I don't know.

Carmen: Yeah, yeah, we don't like that.

Carson: That's a little strange.

Carmen: I prefer the, what is it, foot-long? What is yours?

Carson: Yeah, porto foot-long.

Carmen: See, that's great.

[ Laughter ] That's better, that's better.

Carson: I like it. That's disgusting. You shot the movie in london.

Carmen: We did, yeah.

Carson: Do you like london?

Carmen: I love london. I mean, I think that, you know, they have the best fashion and the best music.

Carson: What's wrong with london, it rains a lot?

Carmen: But the food is a little off sometimes.

Carson: The food's bad?

Carmen: Well, okay, I went to a buffet in london. And I was just getting some food, and I had no idea what I was getting. And it was a blood sausage.

[ Light laughter ] Have you ever had one? It's --

Carson: No, but I lived on blood sausage trail, when I was -- no, no.

[ Laughter ] What is a blood sausage? That's disgusting.

Carmen: Coagulated pig blood. It's so disgusting.

Carson: Like, it comes like a hot dog? You order this?

Carmen: It looks, it looks, no. It was a buffet, so I was just getting food, and I didn't know what it was.

Carson: What did you think it was?

Carmen: I went to take a bite -- I don't -- I didn't know. I was just trying to be adventurous.

[ Laughter ] But I didn't know it was what it was. So, it's -- it's awful, it's disgusting.

Carson: Wow, I will never go to england now.

Carmen: Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Carson: Just for that reason. What is the --

Carmen: Oh, it's like I'm gonna vomit.

Carson: Yeah, please don'T. It would still be sexy somehow. But --

[ Laughter ] You're the new spokesperson for nv rapid weight loss beauty pill. So tell me, "a," what is the deal with that? And what -- why do you need a beauty pill?

Carmen: Oh, you're sweet. You're so nice.

Carson: Well, it's just so true. It's not really flattery.

Carmen: Well, I don't know.

[ Laughter ] I'm such a girl in a way that, you know, I don't know. I just, I get into beauty pills and things, like, you know, 'cause it has collagen in it, it's good for your hair, your skin and your nails. And, look at you, you're so intrigued.

Carson: No, I am.

[ Laughter ] No, I'd like some.

Carmen: So, I don't know, it's such a really cool product.

Carson: And you take these things?

Carmen: I started taking it about eight months ago.

Carson: Have you gotten more beautiful?

Carmen: Oh, gosh. I -- I don't know.

Carson: And what, girls, if they take the pill, they'll just wake up and look like you? Is that the idea?

Carmen: Well, there's, you know, I mean -- I know that there's -- some people take pregnancy pills, you know, because it's good for y@?R hair, your skin and your nails. And so I figured it's better to take nv than to take a pregnancy pill.

Carson: I live and die by those words.

Carmen: Yeah.

Carson: We're running out of time. But listen, I got you a little something. That is for being so sweet to us.

Carmen: Aw!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Carson: Doesn't matter what it is, but that's for you.

Carmen: Thank you so much.

Carson: You really are the best.

Carmen: So I can go get a massage?

Carson: Let's cut the cake here. Hang out. Carmen electra, fall out boy will play after this.

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