Rofl, Celibate Justin

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Postby mtvjunkie » Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:09 am

:rofl: i was trying to find an article about justin and britney getting high together which i found funny and then found this article:

'N SYNC HUNK ATTACKS VILLAIN & SAVES DAMSEL IN DISTRESS


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A creep attacking a shrieking girl learned that painful lesson when the celibate 'N SYNC stud Justin Timberlake -- bursting with the strength that comes from constantly resisting a Britney Spears bootie call -- jumped the sucker and DOWNED his butt! Justin and three buddies were exiting the Hollywood club Joseph's Cafe when they heard a male-female verbal battle coming from a dark corner of the parking lot. Justin ran over -- just in time to see the guy attack the screaming girl and start beating her viciously. "Hey," yelled Justin, "that's no way to treat a girl!" Sneered the creep, "Mind your own business!" But El-Jerko changed his tune FAST when Justin raced in and slammed him to the ground! The guy whined "I quit . . . I quit!" as Justin's buddies yelled for the club's security guards. They hauled the pathetic coward away while the girl sobbed to Justin, "Thank you . . . thank you!" (Hey, . . . thank Britney, babe!)




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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:09 pm

Nice one, JT! :thumbup: Saving the ladies getting beaten up at the club. :lol:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:24 pm

oh thats hilarious!! i think i remember hearing about that before though but thats still freakin hilarious! actually....it reminds me of something i read in a fan fic :shrug: :rofl:

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:09 pm

Wait, how does him saving a woman have to do with him being celibate? :confused: Helena, that's a confusing title you've got there.

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Postby JTnTN » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:13 pm

:confused: I don't get it. Or maybe I do. Was he all angered and resentful cus he wasn't gettin' any? :unsure:

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:15 pm

:thinking: Hmmmmmmmm! That guess is as good as mine. He should've jumped the lady he saved if he was that in need of some booty. I'm sure she would have obliged him. :nod:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:05 pm

maybe cause in the article it says
when the celibate 'N SYNC stud Justin Timberlake --


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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:14 pm

:rofl: Woo Heather, you're a good reader. I didn't even read that line. :stupidme: :rofl:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:36 pm

:laughup: that was in the first line of the article...oh Paige you make me laugh sometimes lol

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:52 pm

I did that once on a test and started doing the whole thing wrong. Thank God I realized it in time. :blink:


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