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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:12 pm

my cahones :rofl:

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Postby Lil X-tina » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:22 pm

*sings in Whitney Houston voice*
Your cahones are my cahones and my cahones are your cahones.

...hmm I"m gonna go look up the lyrics to that song and change them to fit with cahones.

All I have to say is that I think your husband gopin on your cahones could be lots of fun~! "Hey baby they may seem small but the minute you put these cahones in your hands..they fill 'em up real quick! What used to be cahones paquino turn into...CAHONES GRANDES!" :rofl:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:24 pm

:rofl:

mi cahones es su cahones except not really cause...well..... :rofl: i'm gonna have to find me a man with some big hands or else these babies will be overflowing

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Postby Lil X-tina » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:28 pm

(clap your cahones, y’all it’s alright....)

If tomorrow is judgement of the cahones day (sing mommy)
And I’m standin’ on the front line
And the lord ask me what I did w/ my cahones
I will say I gave them to you

If I wake up in ww 3
I see destruction, cahones, and poverty
And I feel like I want to go home
It’s okay if youcommin’ with me

Cause your cahones are my cahones
And my cahones are your cahones
It would take a masively large cahones to break us
And the chains of amistad couln’t hold us

If I lose my cahones and fortune
And I’m homeless on the street with no cahones
And I’m sleepin’ in grand central station
It’s okay if you’re sleepin’ with me

As the years they pass us by
We stay young through eachother’s cahones
And no matter how old we get and how saggy our cahones' get
It’s okay as long as I got you babe (and my cahones)

Chorus

If I should lose my cahones this very day
Don’t cry, cause on earth they wasn’t meant to stay
And no matter what people say
I’ll be waiting for you after judgement day

Chorus

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:30 pm

:laughup: :rofl: :laughup: Rach :rofl: OMG i can't stop laughin

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:17 pm

I Finish the bottle of water "Do you taste that?"
Rach "Taste what?"
me "That taste. Don't you taste it?"
Rach "What's it taste like"
Me "Watermelon"
Rach Licks lips "wait a minute" pulls out chapstick "does it taste like this?" puts chapstick in front of my nose
me "YES!"
Rach "You drank my water!"
Both of us erupt into laughter :rofl:

oh man...the good times we have lol

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Postby Lil X-tina » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:26 pm

Heather and I sitting in Gabrial Brothers Parking lot....

Heather: "Lock the doors, the serial rapist!"
Me: "But Heather he could still break the window! TURN THE CAR ON AND PUT IT IN REVERSE!"
Heather: "But then it will move"
Me: "Not if you put your foot on the brake!" laughing
Heather turns the car on but it is still in park
I grab the gear shift and begin shifting it to reverse
Heather: "THERE'S A TRUCK BEHIND US!"
I put it back in park and Heather turns the car off. The car slightly lerches foward as it stops but I think she is putting it into drive
Me: "HEATHER THERE IS A CAR INFRONT OF US TOO!"
Heather: "I know, I was turning the car off."
*laughing*
Heather takes a drink of water.
Me: "SERIAL RAPIST!!!!!"
Heather opens car door and spits water out....WHOLE LOTTA LAUGHIN! :rofl:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:32 pm

:rofl: oh man...you almost made me choke thats not good man :rofl:

In the McDonalds parking lot getting ready to go inside to get some food for Rach

Me "We gotta run for it so that the serial rapist doesn't get us"
Rach "There's two of us he won't be able to handle us"
Me "But he might think because we're young he can"
Rach "Even if he tried, my p u s s y is too much for him"
Both of us erupt into laughter :rofl:

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Postby Lil X-tina » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:38 pm

Heather I just wanna grab your cahones!

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:39 pm

Me "You've been there and already done that"
Rach "Yeah and it was before Andy too"

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Postby Lil X-tina » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:47 pm

Oh Heather I have cropped more than one feel of your cahones!!!! Proving that I am a better cropper feeler than Andy. HAH I WIN! Hey did you know that your initials spell "H.a.h" LMAO

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sun Feb 13, 2005 6:55 pm

ow don't make me laugh it hurts lol...yes i kno my initials spell HAH...my friend Kira used to call me HAH because of that :no: :rofl:

Inside Gabriel Brothers

Rach "Heather listen to me this is what you need to do about Andy"
Me "aight"
Rach "You need to dump him cause the only reason you're going out with him is to say that you have a boyfriend and in the end you're only going to be hurting and abusing yourself."
I'm looking at clothes
Rach "Are you even listening to me?"
Me "RACHEL JEAN-MARIE O'CONNOR TALK!"
both of us erupt into laughter

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Postby Lil X-tina » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:01 pm

ROFL :rofl: I swear you weren't listenin. It went in one ear and right out the other. Ohhh what about the 2 girls that were in their early 20's that were like a living proficy of what we are to become! LMAO!!!!

Girl like Heather: "What are you doing? Are you kidding? You're going to buy them all!" she begins to laugh as the girl like me picks up this HUGE box of Resses Peanut Butter Cups.
Girl like Me: "Sharry this is a good deal! This huge box for only 12 bucks!"
Girl like Heather: "Why don't you just get a few single ones?"
Girl like Me: "Cuz I love these things! I mean isn't this a bargain! This whole box for only 12 bucks! I love these!"

ROFL NOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:12 pm

:rofl: omg those girls...that was freakin scary! i was like "IT IS US!" lol

Rach checking out
Clerk at Gabriel Brothers "Can I have your zip code please?"
Rach "717 wait thats not my zip code. what's my zip code?"
Me "170" rach interupts
Rach "oh yeah 17050. i know my zip code you just caught me off guard"
clerk looks at us funny

my turn
Clerk at Gabriel Brothers "Can I have your zip code please?"
Me "uhh" looks at Rachel
Rach "17050 same as mine. see it catches you off guard doesn't it?"
Me "yeah sorry about that"
clerk gives weird stares
I wait for him to give me my bag of clothes. He doesn't so i just reach over the counter and take my clothes off the prong thingies. We walk outside laughing hysterically then the thought of the serial rapist comes back and we laugh even harder.

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:41 pm

Y'all are a trip. I need to come and chill with you ladies. :rofl:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:06 pm

Oh Paigey that's not even half of the stuff we were laughin about....you seriously need to come up to PA and chill with us sometime...it would be scary having the 3 of us together :rofl:

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:25 pm

It'd be hazardous to the state of PA! :rofl: :rofl:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:03 pm

:rofl: thats soo true! But shoo Rachel and I are hazardous to the state of PA as it is so i don't think one more would really matter that much :rofl:

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Postby Lil X-tina » Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:37 pm

OH MAN Y'ALL I JUST READ THE LAWS OF PA AND LOOKS WHAT I FOUND!!!!...

Article 120596784 Chapter 22759684737596048 states:

"The following young ladies by the names of Heather, Paige, and Rachel also known as Big Cahones, Medium Cahones and Little Cahones, are not permitted to be together within a 50 mile radius of Pennsylvania boarders."

OH DRAT! LOOKS LIKE WE GONNA HAVE TO GO TO A.VA! OH WHAT A POOPIE DOO!

Oh wait..I forgot to read the small print under the article..it says

"the only exception to this rule is if Paige allows Rachel to grab her cahones."
:blink: Well.. :blink:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:05 pm

:rofl: dang i really need to read up on the state book don't i? shoo i didn't even know that we had one of those things? i wonder if it says anything about just Rach and I :unsure: if it doesn't it surely should :rofl:

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:09 pm

We're special. :yay: We're a part of the state law. :lol:

Rach, you can grab my cahones anytime. :rofl: They need a little squeeze every now and again. :rofl:

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Postby Lil X-tina » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:24 pm

Rach, you can grab my cahones anytime.  They need a little squeeze every now and again.


Oh really :wink: how about a lil lick? :lick:

LOL oh man..i really need to stop. My humor goes alil far at times HAHAHA

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:26 pm

:laughup: :rofl: naw your humor never goes too far :rofl:

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:40 pm

You can lick, lick, lick me from my head to my toes. ;) You know I'm a big fan of humor that goes too far. :rofl:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:57 pm

Oh Paige that was a BIG mistake telling her that...now she's really gonna want to do that to ya :nod: :lick: :drool: I'd check my bed before i got in it tonight if i was you...heck i'd check in it, under it, around it, all the closets...i'd do a thorough search :nod:

EDIT~ Is it ironic that 'What's Your Fantasy' came on the radio just as i responded to the post? :rofl:

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Postby Lil X-tina » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:04 pm

You can lick, lick, lick me from my head to my toes.  You know I'm a big fan of humor that goes too far.  


Oh really..then I have a check list that I need you to fill out...

Do you perfure:

Strawberries or Cherries
Whipped Cream or Melted Chocolate
Handcuffs or Blindfolds
Top or Bottom
Dominate or Submissive

...please hand that into me before tonight if you get my drift :lick:

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:13 pm

:whip:

Here are my favorites:

--Strawberries

--Whipped Cream

--Blindfolds

--Top

--A little bit of both :lol:



Basically, I'll take everything and anything. ;) Let's get it started!

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:21 pm

:laughup: you two :nono: lol

Paigey we were at the Gettysburg outlets on Friday! Rach and i were gonna call u and see if u could come up but then we realized that we didn't have your phone number :rofl: cause i remember u saying once that they weren't too far from your house :nod:

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Postby Angelpopstar7 » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:37 am

:rofl: I'm bumping this cause Rach needs to read this again...OMG I don't think I ever laughed as hard as I did that night.

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Postby whatchagot4meMRJT » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:49 pm

:rofl: This was funny. :rofl:

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Postby Mariah111384 » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:38 pm

ditto 8)


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