Heidi Klum On The Tonight Show 10/14

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Postby admin » Wed Oct 15, 2003 4:49 pm

Heidi Klum was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno along with Martin Short to show off her new $11 bra/panties, but her bra broke during the interview. Read on for a transcript.

Jay: All right. My next guest is a supermodel and all-around fun gal. Tonight, she's wearing the victoria's secret fantasy bra, which has over 2,800 diamonds and sapphires. How bad does a guy have to screw up to get one of those? Yeah. She'll also show us the jewel encrusted panties. Should panties be encrusted? That doesn't sound right.

[ Laughter ] But anyway, the set sells for $11 million. Please welcome heidi klum, ladies and gentlemen!

[ Cheers and applause ] How are ya?

>> Good. Thank you. Hello. How are you?

>> How are you?

>> Hello.

[ Applause ]

Jay: Good to see you.

>> Hi.

Jay: Now, this is kind of an anniversary --

>> Why is it so wet here?

Jay: Why's it so wet here? Marty was sitting there.

>> It's so wet here. What happened?

>> You know, it just wasn't going as well as I'd hoped.

[ Laughter ]

Jay: Now, five years ago when you came here, you were like the shy retiring girl. And you talked about something about the alps.

>> What you mean retiring?

Jay: Well, you were just sort of reserved.

>> Okay.

Jay: Something about being in the alps. And I said, ""why don't you yodel." And you said, "oh, I can yodel, but I don't want to yodel now." Then we went back and forth. You said, "maybe on my tenth appearance, if you give me a cake, I'll yodel." Do remember that?

>> I remember that.

Jay: I have the cake. This is your tenth appearance.

>> Who would have thought that I'm going to make ten tonight?

[ Cheers and applause ] I love it.

Jay: You have the cake right there.

>> Hey, you.

Jay: Happy tenth.

>> Is it real or is it fake?

Jay: No, it's real cake. It's real cake.

>> Thank you.

Jay: There you are. It's a real cake. It's a real cake. Now you're going to yodel for us?

>> Yes. I mean, I have to hold my promise up.

Jay: Yeah, yeah.

>> Where's the band? Where are you guys? Oh, there you guys are.

Jay: All right.

>> Are you gonna, like, go with me? Like --

Jay: Do you want to --

[ Laughter ]

>> It's got to be like, you know --

Jay: Do people yodel with -- what is --

>> Well, just to, like, kind of get the drift on where I'm going with this.

Jay: All right.

[ Heidi singing and yodeling ]

Jay: That was very good.

[ Cheers and applause ] That was very good.

[ Cheers and applause ] They're going crazy.

>> And then --

Jay: Yes? Yes, there's more?

>> No, no, no, there's not more, but what we do in the mountains -- I mean, not what we do, because I don't really come from the mountains. I used to go skiing in the mountains all the time.

Jay: Right, okay.

>> Oh, no.

Jay: What's that?

>> My bra just broke. I just inhaled and it went --

[ Laughter ]

Jay: Should have gotten the $12 million bra. That's what happens. Did it break?

>> Is there anything I can do?

Jay: Can we help?

>> Yes, you might have to.

Jay: Can I fix it in the back? Is it broken back here?

[ Laughter ] Can I get it? Hang on, I'll get it. I got it. I got it.

>> Do you see something there?

Jay: Yeah, I see something. Yeah.

>> I'm serious.

[ Laughter ]

Jay: It's a bad break.

[ Laughter ]

>> This is gonna take some time.

[ Laughter ]

>> Guys, right here, look.

Jay: Oh, hang on, hang on.

>> Look at that? Uh-oh.

Jay: Uh-oh.

>> Can we go to a commercial break?

Jay: Wait, now hang on, hang on, hang on. Do this. Do this.

>> What can I do?

[ Laughter ]

Jay: Here give me this. Give me it here. I got it on this end. Where's the other end? Hang on. Hang on.

>> Why does this always happen to me?

Jay: I got it. I got it. I got it.

>> So anyway --

Jay: You keep talking.

>> Okay. So what happens in the mountains --

Jay: I can't find the other piece.

>> We yell.

Jay: I got it. Here it is.

>> Jay?

Jay: Is it over here? Marty, how you making out?

>> Well, I'm doing fine.

Jay: Marty's got his end.

>> Let's make a wish.

Jay: You pull at that end, marty. I'll pull at this end.

>> No!

Jay: Oh, there it is. Okay. Okay. That's part of it.

>> All I know is that this part is beautiful.

Jay: It is.

[ Laughter ]

>> Look at that.

Jay: Did you see this, marty?

>> Yes, I did.

Jay: Can you imagine -- how big a stone is that?

>> It is 70 karats.

Jay: 70 karats?

>> Yes, it's an excelsia diamond. It's the second largest diamond in the world.

Jay: Well, I would trade this diamond right -- well, never mind. All right.

[ Laughter ]

>> Isn't it lovely?

>> Now what was that covering? I mean -- is this part of the tie?

>> Yeah, we're confused.

>> Well, I can't open it right now.

Jay: You can open up.

>> We have to go to a commercial break so I can fix this right here right now.

Jay: Really. Honest to god.

[ Laughter ]

>> Okay. I can show you. See, what happens --

Jay: You got it fixed? Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ] You got it fixed? Hang on. Have you go it?

>> No, seriously --

>> Wait a second, I got the wrong side.

Jay: Well, hang on, hang on, hang on.

[ Laughter ] Hang on, hang on.

>> How did I get this?

Jay: Let me see --

>> What a mess.

[ Laughter ]

>> Okay, here, let me do this.

Jay: Hang on. Marty, you hold that. Okay. Well, here, you fix it.

>> Any questions on how I got stard?

[ Laughter ]

Jay: Okay, here -- we fixed it now, talk to me.

[ Laughter ]

>> What?

>> Hey!

Jay: You realize, we haven't even gotten to the panties yet?

>> The panties might be much easier.

Jay: Can you take it -- can you take it off?

>> This is so weird, because this is my birthday.

[ Laughter ]

Jay: Okay, here we go.

>> The panties -- might be easier.

Jay: Now are those --

>> Wow.

Jay: Are those really comfortable?

>> Well, are they very comfortable? I mean, what do you think?

Jay: Boy, that's the ultimate thong, isn't it? Yeah, that works for me.

>> It's 3,000 stones on the bottom and 3,000 stones on the top.

Jay: You don't want to sit down in that.

>> No. That's why I chose not to wear it tonight.

Jay: Oh, okay. All right. Well, that's very good.

>> I don't know. I feel like I've been through something.

Jay: Yeah.

>> I know.

Jay: Now, what happened? The clasp broke? Just the tremendous pressure.

>> It was the yodeling. I was -- then it went -- right there.

Jay: Oh, okay. All right. Well, look, you want to fix it? We'll show it later. About shark -- didn't you go swimming swimming with the sharks. It was fun.

Jay: Tell me about swimming with the sharks.

>> I don't know. Do you guys all know shark week on the discovery channel?

Jay: Yeah, sure. Okay.

[ Scattered applause ]

>> And they asked me -- you know, they always invite people to go and swim with them.

Jay: Now were you in a cage?

>> No cage.

Jay: No cage?

>> And I've never actually scuba dived before. So in two days, I learned to scuba dive. I went down to nassau, to the bahamas.

Jay: Yeah.

>> And they taught me how to scuba dive and, you know, go down. And there's like all these different things that you have to learn. Like, clear your mask under the water. It's really hard. 40 feet below.

Jay: Right.

>> You know, and I've never done anything like this. What?

Jay: I'm listening. I'm listening. Have you ever done this before?

>> No, I haven't done this before. It is scary. And then I had to go through a boat. There was like sun bt down her cf1 o

>>Jano evea ip you always think of it as -- here he comes from the back. Just for like a split second you have that feeling. Otherwise, you really just sit there and you enjoy the view. I mean, these people -- they've all done this before and I felt very safe. It's definitely a lifetime experience. It's something that I will never forget.

[ Applause ]

Jay: Now, what do you do

>It ma you run of

>> I was not feeding. I was just wat. And it's very, very hard. Like, you drop 40 feet. And you always worry about that you'll hyperventilate and suck all the air out or, you know, you faint because it's scary. The scariest thing was actually jumping in, because you're on the boat and you see fins everywhere. You see fins everywhere and shadows of sharks. And you know you're going to have to step in --

Jay: Do they actually make that noise? Does the shark actually --

>> No, but you know from "jaws," you know, these noises go through your head all the time. You feel like, "I have to go into this water" --

Jay: Like did a shark bump into you like that at any point?

>> No, no, no, no. But they go by and they actually stare you in the eyes.

Jay: Now why don't they just take a chunk out of you? I mean, if I was a shark --

[ Laughter ]

>> No, they don'T. I mean, there's all these different things that you have to think about before you go in the water. You cannot swim like that.

Jay: Can they sense fear? Like, if you're scared, do they --

>> I don't know. Well, then they would have gotten me for sure, 'cause I was very scared.

Jay: All right.

>> So you have to go down like this. You cannot move your hands at all. So then you drop down, you go down in the water and you sit down there like that. And then they basicwial around yoo o-ay: U seemo ve to do

Jay: I'll tell you what, and then we'll come back, we'll see the bra and the barenaked ladies. Be right back with heidi.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Jay: All right. We did a quick $2 million repair on the bra. Are we gonna see it now? Let's see it.

>> I'm not going to let you wait any longer. But no more yodeling, because the big inhaling was not working.

Jay: Here we go. Let's see. Here's the $8 million bra.

[ Drum roll ]

[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, there you go. Very nice.

[ Applause ] What a lovely bra that is.

>> Was everything on there, nothing was peeking?

Jay: No, no.

>> Okay, good.

Jay: I'll check later, but you're fine.

>> Who knows what else is going to happen today.

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