But today everything changed for me.
It was after I read that "oops Oscar" topic thing on here.
I know some of you other Americans have been feeling pissed off too, and I'd like for all of you to take a few minutes to read it and see if you don't feel as sympathetic toward the French as I do right now.
Ok, yeah, maybe it is too boring to read the whole damn thing.
I'd like to point out a few of the really sad quotes:
- Â Â Â Â "This event is like Christmas for us and now
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â they will ruin it for us.
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â It's like bombing on Christmas day."
Man! So she's saying the American Oscar Awards are like Christmas to France ?
Wow, that place sounds even sadder than I imagined.
Makes you feel bad.
I mean we have the Oscars AND Christmas AND we get to live in the country that these girls are so obsessed with jealousy over they have to b*tch about it on the message board all the time..
......you know, it almost makes you feel like we should take some of our abundant American dollars and maybe send them little Oscar figurines or something like that, you know - to kind of brighten their lives.
- Â Â "I don't think many celebs will have the balls to
Â Â make Â an anti-war speech. ............
Â Â Â You have the Madonna style celebrity who sticks
Â Â to what she said and sh**s on anyone dissing her,
Â Â Â and you have the kiss-ass-Will-Smith prototype,
Â Â who just follows the trend, so when it's time to
Â Â Â diss Â the French (for example), then he
Â Â Â contributes Â with his own self-made anti-french joke. "
This one made me so sad.
She loves her American celebrities so much that she tries to make herself believe that the only reason they aren't saying they agree with her country's p*ssy position is because they are kissing up to the media.
If she agrees with Madonna, that means Madonna speaks her mind.
If she disagrees with Will Smith, that means Will Smith is afraid to say what he thinks.
AND REMEMBER GUYS, you're hearing this from a girl who lives in a country where her own government will FINE her if she says anything bad about their president.
- Â Â Â "The movie industry isn't connected with the war issue. "
This is my favorite statement ..... uh ..... I meant this is by far the saddest statement.
In case any of you are having trouble understanding the meaning here, I'll explain
What she's saying is this:
'We French have been fed so much propaganda by our government that we've even learned to cook and eat our own lies.
We love all things American, that's why we aren't on some website about sissy French celebs right now.
We hate ourselves for this, and the only thing we can do about it is try to disconnect the America we love so much from the America we like to b*tch about.
- Â Â Â Â Â "The ceremony should happen.
Â Â Â Â Â No matter that politics tried to sabotage it,
Â Â Â Â Â it's a Â symbol of the movie industry and to
Â Â Â Â Â Â casncel it Â would mean that we agree with the
Â Â Â Â Â Â US Â policy
(Uh, ok yeah - I just included this last one because it's so damn funny)
So, did she think THEY were making the decision to go forward with the award ceremony?
THANK GOD THE FRENCH DIDN'T CANCEL THE OSCARS!!
(I mean "casncel it" - is that French?)
... because as soon as America read the news we all would have been like:
"Ah ha! So those little French wussys actually do agree with our policies!!