Lei De Murphy Para Mulheres

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Isied
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Postby Isied » Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:27 pm

Lei de Murphy para Mulheres
* Homens legais são feios.
* Homens bonitos não são legais.
* Homens bonitos e legais são gays.
* Homens bonitos, legais e heteros estão casados.
* Homens não tão bonitos, mas legais, não têm dinheiro.
* Homens não tão bonitos, mas legais e com dinheiro, acham que estamos atrás do dinheiro.
* Homens bonitos e sem dinheiro estão de olho no nosso dinheiro.
* Homens bonitos, não tão legais e razoavelmente heteros não acham que somos bonitas o bastante.
* Homens que nos acham bonitas, que são razoavelmente legais e têm dinheiro são uns galinhas.
* Homens que são razoavelmente bonitos, razoavelmente legais e têm algum dinheiro são tímidos e nunca tomam a iniciativa.
* Homens que nunca tomam a iniciativa, perdem o interesse, automaticamente, quando nós tomamos a iniciativa.



too lazy to translate. sorry :P

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Postby ADRIANA_A » Thu Jun 12, 2003 8:26 am

That's funny Deisi! :lol:

I've heard that one before:

The Truth About Men: (translated)

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

But to balance: women can be just as complex!

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Postby heloise » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:06 pm

FUNNY THING !!

thanks both !

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Postby Isied » Thu Jun 12, 2003 7:01 pm

U r welcome girls B)


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