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Postby MegMeg112 » Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:03 am

A withered old man walks into a timber company office, and applies for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman politely tries to talk him out of the idea. After all, he is old, small, and apparently much too weak to fell trees.

The old man picks up an axe and walks over to a huge redwood. As he goes to work, a high pitched whine comes from the axe, chips of wood fly everwhere, and the odor of burning wood fills the air. In record time, the old man is finished chopping down the tree.

"That's just astounding," the forman says, "Wherever did you learn to chop down trees like that?"

"Well now," the old man smiles, "have you ever heard of the Sahara Forest?"

"You mean the Sahara Desert."

"Sure, that's what it's called NOW..."

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Postby Isied » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

thanx Meg. Tomorrow I check ur other posts, ok?

kisses B)

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Postby MegMeg112 » Fri Jul 04, 2003 12:24 am

hehe, k

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Postby Isied » Fri Jul 04, 2003 8:30 pm

Good posts. Thanx for ur work. !

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Postby MegMeg112 » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:38 am

yup, & thanx 4 reading them all & responding! :)

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Postby Isied » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:45 pm

nothing, it´s my pleasure :handshake:

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Postby MegMeg112 » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:58 am

hehe :)

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Postby Isied » Tue Jul 15, 2003 10:11 pm

Cats ... I love cats... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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