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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:22 am
by MegMeg112
* No one pays attention until you mess up!

* 3 Kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.

* Couldn't afford to fix my brakes so made my horn louder!

* Forget the phone, concentrate on driving!

* I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off!

* Always remember you are unique--just like everyone else.

* Born free but taxed to death.

* Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.

* I'm not as think as you drunk I am ossifer. (I'm not as drunk as you think I am officer!)

* If ignorance is bliss, why aren't a lot more people happy?

* Watch yourself or your reality check will bounce.

* As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools.

* My kid beat up your honor student.

* If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3.

* Let them that don't want none have memories of not getting any.

* The lottery is a tax on people who suck at math.

* Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

* It's as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

* 53.8 % of statistics are made up at the spot.

* Kids in the backseat cause accidents; accidents in the backseat cause kids.

* The subliminal message for the day is ........ ........ ....

* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

* Fight Crime: Shoot back!

* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

* It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

* I don't brake.

* So many pedestrians, so little time.

* Let me tell you about my vow of silence.

* Only quitters go to rehab

* I am boldly going nowhere.

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 8:17 pm
by Isied
Oh i read it already, but in portuguese.

thanx anyway... :D

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:40 am
by MegMeg112
hehe, oh really? yeah, i got them from, I got MOST of these from, lol