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Postby MegMeg112 » Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:36 am

--"Free Dog. Eats anything, & is fond of children"

---"Treadmill: $2.50. Hardly Used. Call Pudgy 823-6754

----"Employment wanted: Former Drug dealer. Plenty of business & security experiance"

-----"Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops"

------"Ladies blouses, 50% off"

-------"Butcher gloves for sale. One 5 fingered glove & one 2 finger. $18 for pair"

------"4 poster bed, 99 years old. Perfect for antique lovers"

-----"Have viagra! Need women, any woman between ages 18 & 75"

----"Found: scraggly white dog, looks like rat. there'd better be a reward"

---"Do something special for your loved one this anniversary! Have your septic tank cleaned"

--"Wanted: 3 unmarried women to pick produce @ night"

-"The Pump House, bodybuilers' heaven. Open house Mondays; free coffee & donuts"

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Postby Isied » Fri Jul 04, 2003 8:12 pm

Gooooooood one !!!!!!!!! :lol:

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Postby MegMeg112 » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:44 am

I wonder if those are real, or if someone just made them up ? Hmm..... :thinking:

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Postby Isied » Mon Jul 07, 2003 9:19 pm

yeap, who knows?


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