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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 1:05 am
by MegMeg112
~~Ohio: According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.

~~Indiana: No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.

~~Connecticut: This state still retains an old law forbidding any kind of "private sexual behavior between consenting adults."

~~Michigan: A woman isn't allowed to get her hair cut without her husband's permission.

~~California: Sunshine is guaranteed to all residents.

~~Texas: It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. Curiously, it doesn't specify that you need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.

~~Pennsylvania: All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

~~West Virginia: A person may be jailed for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.

~~Florida: It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. And based on the physiques of some people, we believe that it should also be illegal to just appear in public while in a swimsuit.

~~Ohio: The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

~~West Virginia: A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel.

~~Massachusetts: An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

~~Florida: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. The big question is, ''Do they also have pooper-scooper laws that go with this?''

~~Florida: Men may not appear in a public place while wearing any kind of strapless gown.

~~Georgia: It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body in a funeral home or in a coroner's office. Apparently, they were afraid you may still be able to offend someone even after their death.

~~Louisiana: Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

~~Pennsylvania: Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

~~New Jersey: If you are convicted of driving while intoxicated, you are no longer allowed to apply for personalized license plates.

~~Alabama: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

~~Florida: Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer. The salon owner can also be fined for this horrible crime.

~~Ohio: Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.

~~Pennsylvania: Ministers are not allowed to perform marriages if either the bride or groom is drunk.

~~Georgia: One man may not be on another man's back. Can you imagine the conversation, ''Get off my back, man. It's the law!''

~~Massachusetts: Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.

THERE'S MORE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO PUT THEM ON, HEHE

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 7:49 pm
by Isied
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

thanx :D

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:48 am
by MegMeg112
~~Ohio: Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.

WHaT?!!? These are crazy!! :crazy:

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:10 pm
by Nikechik454
~~Ohio: Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.

Oh come on! As long as you hold on, it's just a fun ride!


~~Ohio: The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.


:huh: Man, Ohio is weird!

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:03 am
by MegMeg112
I know!! Those are weird.....some of them, i'm just like, "what idiots think that up?" the scary thing is, those people are running our government....{{{shudder}}}

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2003 7:06 pm
by MegMeg112
heh, lol. I'm not sure!! Probably, sounds pretty stupid!

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 5:13 am
by Kick-a$$
Im not sure where it is but somewhere in America, the Encyclopedia set is banned due to a recipe for D.I.Y Whisky or some booze. LMAO ahaha the whole set coz of one little thing!