Page 1 of 1

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 1:21 am
by MegMeg112
DUMB THIEVES

=A robber walked into a convienence store in Oklahoma & demanded all the cash in the register. However, when the crook decided there wasn't enough money, he tied up the clerk & began to man the register himself. 3 hours later the police came and arrested him.

=A Florida man ate beans and cabbage, then fell asleep in a poorly ventalated room. While snoozing, he emitted a large amt. of methane, which he then inhaled. The concentrated cloud of toxic gas killed him. Paramedics who removed the body also had to be treated @ the local hospital.

=A man who was acting in a disorderly fashion in a supermarket was asked to leave, or they would call the police. He then grabbed a hotdog, shoved it into his mouth, & walked toward the door. When they arrived, the police found the man lying outside, dead, w/ 5 inch long hot dog lodged in his throat. He had choked to death.

=An Idaho man strolled into a grocery store & demanded that the clerk give him all the money in the store. He then fled the scene, running out the front door. however, the bonehead had left his wallet, containing full identification, on the counter.

**=**5 high school age boys decided to set off some fireworks for the 4th of July. However, they chose a very bad place to launch them. They didn't know it, but they were on top of a 100,000 gallon fuel distillation tank. Flames from the fireworks ignited the fumes, blowing the kids to pieces & scattering their remains over 250 yards away.

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 7:55 pm
by Isied
thanx again. :D

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:45 am
by MegMeg112
hehe, yup :cheesy: