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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 1:29 am
by MegMeg112
WARNING!

//Do not turn upside down!-- found on bottom of supermarket dessert box.

//\\ This product can burn eyes -- found on curling iron.

/\ Do not use while sleeping or unconcious--found on hand held massager.

\/ If redness or soreness develops, contact a physician immediatly--found on petroleum jelly container.

|\/| Do not attempt to stop chain w/ hands or genitals--found in directions for Swedish chainsaw.

\\|| Wash Face before using-found on facial cleanser.

\\// Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant-on birth control pills.

\\|| Warning: Contents are strong. For adults stomachs only. --found on box of chocolates.

\\'' For external use only --found on curling iron package. {{{What else would u use it for :jawfrop: LoL}}}

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 8:03 pm
by Isied
LOOL , gr8 ideas !!! haha :lol:

thanx.

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:45 am
by MegMeg112
hehe, yeah. Its funny cuz lots of those are common sense, or just stupid! :lol: :crazyjump:

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:26 pm
by Nikechik454
\\'' For external use only --found on curling iron package. {{{What else would u use it for :jawfrop: LoL}}}

Ever see Sleep Away Camp? I guess the killer didn't read that warning. Ugh...still makes cringe. That movie was so weird.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 2:00 am
by MegMeg112
hehe, never saw it but i can only imagine what it is used for...i think i have a pretty good idea, & it's pretty gross.....:nervous:

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:56 pm
by Blossom
Good one!! :lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:15 am
by MegMeg112
hehe, thanx!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:04 pm
by AngelOfMusic
for awhile, not sure if they still have to, but on all costumes, including adult ones, for superman it said:

"warning: cape does not enable user to fly"

ok now seriously folks- i could see a kid thinking that- but a kid isnt going to read a warning label. now as per the adults- if you are a grown adult and you think that putting on a superman costume is going to enable you to fly then you need to come over here so i can hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:45 pm
by MegMeg112
haha, lol. That's funny, but true also. But there are some idiot adults out there, :lol: