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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 4:56 pm
by Nikechik454
Holey moley, I have a new respect for the elderly. Whether they know it or not, they are fudgin' hilarious. Me and my friend were in the lobby at Jiffy Lube waiting for his car to get fixed when these two old men walked in and sat next to us. This is what they said:

Old Guy 1: I had eggs this morning!
Old Guy 2: Yum, I love eggs.
Old Guy 1: And me and my wife were sitting at the table eating them and she told me not to tell anymore unfunny jokes. And I said, what YOLKS are you talking about? Get it?
Old Guy 2: Hahaha!
Old Guy 1: That's a funny one!

:lol: Me and my friend looked at each other and started cracking up. Oh man, that was great...