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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:15 am
by BabyBlue2578
BUSH'S RESUME

George W. Bush
The White House, USA


EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under
the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my
drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took land using taxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of
Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
period.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history.

My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the
most corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering the record for protest against any person in the
history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of
U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war
time.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.


References available upon request (By way of court oder or act of congress only!)

PLEASE RE... I MEAN CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 12:03 pm
by Sarah
:rofl:

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:41 pm
by zozon3
I read this over on the JJB once

:rofl:

oh did you hear?
ooh Sharons gettin tried for corruption
woop wooop

hell have to resign then please :pray:


I wanna see Clark debate Bush
thatd be good i think

cuz i dont like Kerry dont think hed make a good president
and dont like Dean that much
hed be okay tho

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:04 pm
by BabyBlue2578
Yeah I wanna see Dean and Bush too. Just for the comedy of Bush tryin to debate someone intelligent. :rofl:

I like Clark, but forget the country. He needs to come on down and be the governor of Tennessee. :lol: I think Howard Dean would be good as Pres. though. I don't see the big fuss over the yell either. I liked it. :shrug:

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:22 pm
by zozon3
think Howard Dean would be good as Pres. though. I don't see the big fuss over the yell either. I liked it.


MTV had this story about it how there were like 5 different remixes of his speech :lol:

i dont see the big deal either

but dean i like him i just htink if hed get elected, he wouldnt win

oh hell ill just be happy if Bush is outta there.......

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:39 pm
by vanilabean4
Bush and esp Ashcroft just make my skin crawl!
he's had everything handed to him!

what has he really acomplished on his own????

we are doomed! :ph34r:

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:38 am
by MegMeg112
*All the democrats running are idiots

*They all want socialist/communist healthcare....so if you want to pay for the people who don't work, good for you.

*They want to raise taxes for more government programs....joy.(not)

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Bush is not an idiot, so unless you learn your facts from sources other than MTV, CBS, ABC, NBC....you all are missing out on the truth.

angelfire.com/md2/Ldotvets/Bubba.htmlhttp://www.angelfire.com/md2/Ldotvets/Bubba.html check this info about bill clinton, another quality liberal..not

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:16 pm
by BabyBlue2578
<_<

If you get your information from any American media, you're screwed.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:16 pm
by zozon3
communist healthcare


do you even know what communist healthsystem inclines? :blink:

how does a more socialist point on government
tie in with communism or socialism for that matter?


as for the taxes:
i wouldnt mind payin extra
cuz then atleast poor people get a chance
bc the rich people do not need to get richer

if you havent noticed theres a bigger gap between the rich and the poor more and more

Bush's taxcut only affected the top 1% of the wealthiest people in the US, that helps who exactly?

the rich get richer?
yes bc they need more money.

and not everyone who is poor doesnt work.
Id like to see you as a single mom with 2 kids
having to work minimum wage and not getting anything from the government. I know several of those moms and volunteer at a place too.

Theres 45 million people uninsured in this country
arent you atleast shocked a little?

SOme people cant afford education, they have to work and get stuck with minimum wage all their lives and in turn cant even give their kids a better life.


and Bush is friends with Sharon!
a man who in the 80s massacred hundreds of palestinians.
Hes also friends with the saudia arabian government
whose princess has said about George W bush's parents
theyre like my second parents.
but that country has some of the worst human rights violations in the world today.
in 2002 they decapitated over 300 people.

Yet hes fighting for middle east peace?

His government just bullied several countries in europe
to take over a policy of letting fire marshals in airplanesyet over 95 % of europeans didnt want this law
yet they had to accept because otherwise planes wouldnt leave the ground.
You might say this is for safety, but no there are different cultures out there
europeans dont believe in gun control
and it shows in facts too that there are thousands of less gun murders each year compared to the US

Bush LIED about WMD's the main reason why the US was supposed to go into war with Iraq.


Iraq will never get solved if he doesnt get some support of the UN or Nato soon
because if youd actually looked at the history of Iraq
youd see theres a lot of hatred there
theres the Kurds, who some of them want independence
the sunis and the sh**tes
One hates the other two and feels superior.
With soldiers in there that have no experience in peacekeeping, its just gonna fuel the iraqis to rebel more.
You need teh UN bluehelmets
soldiers that are TRAINED for this
ANd as long as Bush is president there will probably be no international solution because he is unwilling to hand over the peacekeeping effort to the UN
the US has no good experience of rebuilding countries
the UN needs to get into this effort.

He's spending 1.5 billion dollars on the sanctity of marriage
yet 60% of americans divorce
couldnt that money be used for something good?

wasnt america written out to be the land of the free?
all men are created equal

yet as long as youre colored, poor, or gay under Bush
youre screwed.

thought that was everything against what america stood for?



and no i do not get my info from those stations

I get it from BBC, from my newspaper here in my state (its actually the conservative one) and from independent news.

and youd be smart to actually read stuff
not from conservative bias like that site is.

and except for MTV
CBS , NBC ,fox..all actually lean towards the republican side
so thats your side hun

well Fox is totally biased and republican
and there are several polls and facts stating that.

All in all this whole world does not support Bush,
isnt that sayin something?

those are all the reasons
i will never ever support Bush

but you have your opinion i have mine

just dont patronize my opinion please
because im not a republican.

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 6:48 pm
by lancesgrl
BabyBlue2578 wrote: <_<

If you get your information from any American media, you're screwed.

oh boy... :lol: this is the same argument i always find on this board. :lol: sorry... i just found it funny because several months ago this was always being debated. some things never change. :shrug: :)

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 7:38 pm
by vanilabean4
bushflash.com/topgun.htmlBush's resume