I Knew A Blonde That Was So Stupid That...

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Postby *PrInC€š§~R¶* » Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:29 pm

~She called me to get my phone number.
~She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice book because it said "concentrate."
~She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
~She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~She tried to drown a fish.
~She thought a quarterback was a refund.
~She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
~She triped over a cordless phone.
~She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~She asked for a price check at a dollar store.
~She studied for a blood test.
~She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
~When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned around and went home.

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Postby xoinnocentjrtgrl » Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:33 pm

:rofl: :rofl: That was some funny crap!

Thanks 4 postin it

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Postby Mystery » Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:28 am

Very Funny! :D

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Postby sexyirishgurl » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:18 am

:laughup: gud jokes lol

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